Giant Canada Goose
This lyrics and chord sheet will help you perform this tribute to New York’s unofficial state bird.
Lyrics & Chord Sheets
These .pdf documents each contain the lyrics of a song, appearing under chord symbols at the points in the lyrics where the chords (harmonies) change. It is my fondest hope that other people will perform and record my original songs, these documents should help you learn any of these songs you would like to do. Enjoy!
Sacred White Carpet
This lyrics and chord sheet will help you perform this song about a domestic negotiation that I lost.
White Privilege
This lyrics and chord sheet will help you perform this song describing various advantages that guys like my brothers and I enjoyed growing up in Minnesota, not generally available to ghetto kids.
The HGTV Song
This lyrics and chords sheet will help you perform this tribute to all those ladies who shop for homes on HGTV cable channel shows and can’t resist mocking the decorating choices of the previous owners.
Excuse Song (the)
This lyrics and chord sheet will help you perform this song about the excuses contractors and other people provide for failing to perform as promised.
ORGAN RECITAL
This lyrics and chord sheet will help you perform this original song describing the favorite conversation topic of many elderly or infirm humans. There’s more to life than being sick.
Al’s Alleged Antiques
This is a lyrics and chord sheet to help you perform this happy little song about a fictional antique store where all of the inventory may not be completely authentic. An animated video of this song is also posted on this website.
Fearless Defenders
Here are the lyrics and chords to help you perform this original completely unethical advertising jingle for a fictional high-end law firm.
Homeland Security (studio)
This document contains lyrics and chords to help you perform this song about resistance (or not) to the President’s efforts to scare us out of resisting his attempts to expand Presidential power beyond anything America has ever seen before.
One More
This song was written to play when the stadium crowd keeps chanting, “Play One More!” This song is about our endless appetite for more of everything.