Side Effects
This is an advertising jingle for a fictional prescription drug. All of the side effects mentioned were taken from actual prescription drug literature.
You’re Right
This song is advice for a happy marriage or other close relationship.
Hard 2 Work 4
This song addresses some of the annoying habits of some bosses and some spouses.
Old Grouch
This song makes fun of some old people – but not you!
Nothing Is Easy
A song about some of the frustrations of everyday life.
Career Advice
This tune highlights the many career paths open to people who like to tell other people what to do, and attempts to explain where some of these people come from.
How Do You Feel?
This song is a tribute to the counseling industry, a conversation between a therapist and a patient. All the therapist’s questions come from serious articles urging the use of them.
Because I Could
This song explains why some people do some things.
Giant Canada Goose
This song is a tribute to the unofficial NY state birds, including a modest proposal for dealing with them.
Sacred White Carpet
This song is about a domestic negotiation that I lost.